I've Been StumbledUpon

Well, my super-sweet article about what humans would be like if they talked like cats who talk like humans got StumbledUpon. Either way it's neato.

Also, I'm up for Academic Excellence at Kewaunee Middle School, which is way more rewarding. I've never even heard of Kewaunee and I'm still the 3rd-smartest preteen there. Suck on that, you little bastards!

I Found My Black Tar Heroin

Mmm.....life wrecking....

I'm Underappreciated

Sometimes you (and by you I mean me) have an idea that is so absolutely brilliant, no one around you (again, me) can fully comprehend just how brilliant and funny it is. This was one of those ideas.


I guess no one appreciates political puns.

Obligatory First Post

I...I actually don't know what I'm supposed to say here. So, umm...maybe you guys could say something. How was your day?