Yay! My Blog Has An Artsy Name Too!

I think I was inspired to change it after coming up with the idea for my newest CollegeHumor article, Roommate Confessions: Harrison Ford Edition. The logo for the article really demonstrates just how bad I am at Photoshop. I mean, I can Warholize a picture of Barack Obama's head, but that's about it.

Also, I just realized that 99% of blog names could double as indie rock band names. Sadly, mine has joined those ranks.

I Need Something Better To Do

I was bored last night, so I took all the fight scenes from the movie Equilibrium and set them to music on this video. It wasn't until I uploaded it that I realized I was about the 30th person to do this. Still, I think mine's better.

You Might Be An Incredible Actor If...

As a follow-up to my last blog (because I have just so much to talk about), this is my second-favorite piece of movie trivia of all time. From IMDb again, a quote from Harrison Ford, on trying to break into the business:

"[After his first screen test] The studio guy told me, "Kid, you have no future in this business." I said, "Why?" He said, "When Tony Curtis first walked onscreen carrying a bag of groceries -- a bag of groceries! -- you took one look at him and said, 'THAT'S a movie star!'" I said, "Weren't you supposed to say, 'That's a grocery delivery boy?'"

Since I can never hope to be as cool as Harrison Ford, I at least hope that I'll someday be as witty.

You Might Be A Terrible Director If....

The following is my favorite piece of movie trivia of all time. From the movie Armageddon, on the IMDb trivia page:

Regarding the film's premise, Ben Affleck asked director Michael Bay, "Wouldn't it be easier for NASA to train astronauts how to drill rather than training drillers to be astronauts?" Bay told Affleck to shut up.

Thanks for Transformers, Michael. And nothing else.